i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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