So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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