are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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