Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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