she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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