I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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