have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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