Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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