how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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