How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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