Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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