Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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