does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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