Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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