What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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