Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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