this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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