She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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