Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
porn star boner night. come get it.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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