Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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