I look better un-naked...
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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