I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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