Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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