People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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