think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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