I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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