I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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