Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He shit in the fireplace
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