I'm really into asian looking animals
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We are all done wearing pants today
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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