Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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