i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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