there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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