problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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