i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Be still, my beating vagina.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
You were trust falling into bushes
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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