Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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