Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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