Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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