You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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