well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Welp...herpes.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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