those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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