i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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