Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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