Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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