Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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