Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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