Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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