he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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