it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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