I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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