Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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