we're blogging at a bar
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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