It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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