She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just google imaged poop.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
