Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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