oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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