she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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