normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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