You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just had sex bonerless
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
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