shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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